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What movies have not aged well?

11.06.2025 19:01

What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

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Octopussy

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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